Load Balancer Geometric T-Shirt | SRE

A load balancer, drawn as geometry.

Angular server nodes and flowing routes in dark mode, traffic distribution as wall art.

• Soft ring-spun cotton tee in black, classic unisex fit
• Sizes S to 2XL (chart below)

Size guide (garment laid flat)

Chest is measured flat across the front; double it for full circumference.

Made to order: about 2 to 4 business days to print, then 3 to 5 to arrive in the US, with tracking.

For standups, meetups, or gifting the engineer who enjoys a good postmortem.